8 Things Girls Really Hate About Blow Jobs


8 Things Girls Really Hate About Blow Jobs

By 234 Star

So earlier today at work, my curiosity got the better part of me and I asked my opinionated female colleagues how they really feel about blow jobs and the answers came pouring – uninhibited.

Among the five of us, we were able to come up with a thousand reasons why blow jobs aren’t that fun. Thing is, half the time when we’re down there, moaning and pretending we are enjoying you ramming in and out of our pretty little mouths, we really can’t wait to get it done with and here’s why:

Some men taste weird!

And weird isn’t a good taste. Honestly!

My jaws hurt!

Ello sir, can you do and cum please. We’ve been at this for a lifetime and I’m not sure I can take it anymore.

Shoving it down my throat.

I know you don’t get it but my throat isn’t that elastic. Ever shoved a whole cucumber down your throat? God forbid? Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel.

More saliva!

I know you’ve been watching too much porn but this is real life hun and all that saliva is plain disgusting.

Don’t shoot in my mouth!

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By Osagie Alonge

Popular blogger and owner of Fashion and lifestyle blog Bella Naija, Uche Eze and Bode Adegboyega Pedro, the eldest son of former Deputy Governor of Lagos State, Femi Pedro have finally tied the knot. And have kept it lowkey too

Pictures of the couple’s traditional marriage ceremony surfaced online not too long ago.

It had been reported that the couple were to wed back on May 19. We are unsure of where and when the wedding took place. We however hear that there will be a white wedding this weekend.

The couple kiss…
Noble Igwe and Julius Agwu
Femi Pedro and wife

The wedding cake

 

Photo Credit: Onobello

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I mean it, don’t! Or at least give me a heads-up before you do.

Don’t touch my hair!

Let me be. I can do good all by myself. When you grab my hair like that, I’m tempted to clamp down on your joystick.

Why so unexpressive?

I’m putting in a lifetime’s work down here bro. If you’re going to stand there looking like you’re cleaning your ears then you might as well grab a cotton bud.

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By Osagie Alonge

Billboard magazine has named country pop singer-songwriter, musician and actress, Taylor Swift as the ‘Woman of the Year’ for 2011. This was announced on Tuesday, October 12, 2011.

21-year-old multiplatinum selling Swift is the youngest recipient of the award which has gone to other singers like Beyonce and Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas.

In the last 12 months Taylor Swift has been the biggest selling albums artist in any genre. Her third album ‘Speak Now‘ which sold over a million copies in its first week made history by landing 11 singles on the Billboard charts. The album has so far sold five million copies worldwide.

The four-time Grammy Award winner will be honoured at the 2011 Billboard Women in Music event in New York on Friday, December 2, 2011.

Swift debuted with her self-titled debut album in 2006

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Kiss Kiss?

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By Osagie Alonge

He designed and created some of the best suits in the country and once was named the best dressed man back in 2011. Little did we know Uche Nnaji, C.E.O of fashion and lifestyle brand OUCH also has beautiful voice to add to all that.

Uche debuts with his first ever single ‘Call me‘ and even gets a thumbs up from Storm Records boss Obi Asika.

‘Call me’ is a slow-tempo number, coloured with piano keynotes from start to finish. Uche’s semi-baritone voice soothens the ears as he woos his lover. a perfect way to debut.

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And the ones that won’t kiss us at the end of the ordeal. What you doing bro? Think I like the taste of your cum any better than you do?

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