These Imaginary Reactions To The Abuja Tremors Are Going To Make Your Day!


These Imaginary Reactions To The Abuja Tremors Are Going To Make Your Day!

By Mosope Olumide

Over the last few days, there have been a number of tremors in Nigeria’s capital territory, Abuja. Residents were expectedly spooked- tremors and earthquakes are not common in this part of the world. But then the agencies in charge explained that they were merely aftershocks from earthquakes on the other side of the world- Fiji. Phew!

However, as we’re getting into the Nigerian political scene where politicians find an undertone to every incident, a Twitter user @Ehix07 imagined what the political reaction from several individuals could have been. The thread is hilarious.

AFTER THE EARTH TREMOR THAT OCCURRED IN ABUJA DAYS AGO,OFFICIAL REACTION FROM DIFFERENT QUARTER’S.

THREAD

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

PDP: We the Rebranded PDP under Secondus want to alert the world of the failure of Buhari and APC govt over their inability to have stop the earth tremor. We want the world to hold FG responsible should anything happens to Nigerians via tremor.@realDonaldTrump @theresa_may @UN pic.twitter.com/F4acjDLW3X

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

APC: PDP is a drowning Party & so will want 2 drag anyone to thier mud level,but we won’t join issues with them because in our party,we’re progressive & Pres Buhari Integrity is enough to stop anything negative from happening 2 Nigerians.PDP propaganda & gimmicks can’t deter us pic.twitter.com/XNTeYwsBJs

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

FG: The failure of past govt & massive looting of our Seismic material is the result of what we’re experiencing now via earth tremor.But we’re determine 2 find a lasting solution 2 the problem.Pres Buhari has mandated the agency involve 2 bring him report,So you’ve nothing 2 fear pic.twitter.com/LKWsfVGBtf

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

SARAKI: We want 2 sound a note of warning 2 those involved (Earth tremor) that we must not do anything that will threaten our democracy.We must all rise up now as our democracy is in danger over this tremor Because of this issue,I will be holding a World Press Conference tomorrow pic.twitter.com/kVqbsMj5eP

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

OSHIOMHOLE: I want to assure you all that i will never lose my sleep over the tremor,the tremor is part of those that want something juicy that our party can’t afford,so that have to happen.There is nowhere in the World where minority (tremor) will supritend the majority (quake) pic.twitter.com/Xqba0NwJSN

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

OBASANJO: God will not forgive me if I fail to comment about the tremor,assuming i didn’t know,it would have been different but now that i know i will speak out.For more about how i handled such tremor issues before when I was president,check page 45 of my book. (Letter sent) pic.twitter.com/MkH60yCM4w

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

GOV YARI: The tremor happen as a result of too much fornication going on in Abuja.
Fornication is the cause,so we must stern the tide of Nigerians going into fornication and adultery else we continue to see this kind of tremor. pic.twitter.com/EXPfBBPwZA

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

ATIKU: Restructuring is the only way we can stop this crisis of tremor in Nigeria.We must Restructure now,recall how i tackle such issues as VP in 2003.i want to congratulate Nigerians for not running helter-skelter.i promise 2 Restructure earth tremor once i become E-PRESIDENT pic.twitter.com/Crg0hXl0MS

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

CAN: We call on all xtians in Nigeria 2 be on the look out as this tremor is part of thier evil plans 2 wipe out Christians and Islamize Nigerians. We’re going to hold fasting and protest because enough is enough.
We charge the FG that nothing must happen to any xtians via tremor pic.twitter.com/Z9HHn4BUFh

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

SE:The agenda of marginalisation is what is happening now as per 97/5% plan of Buhari. So they are the 97% and so they should dwell alone with the tremor. But we must tell all Nigerians that there is injustice in Buhari led govt because we are marginalise. pic.twitter.com/zcDHJlERSc

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

RED CARD GROUP: The Siamese twins of the ruling class/party of APC & PDP have given Nigerians mediocre leadership as they failed to curtail/stop the tremor from happening,so we the office citizens of Nigeria says enough is enough because they both lack the 3Cs#RedCard2APCandPDP pic.twitter.com/jaXKObVvX7

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

FAYOSE: Everything I warned Nigerians about Pres Buhari has come to pass,because i told Nigerians then that Buhari doesn’t mean well for Nigeria,now you can see how his govt has brought earth tremor and causing Nigerians to be in severe pain. pic.twitter.com/JGcSy0lTKf

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

BEN BRUCE: The earth tremor shouldn’t have happened if we have invested in our youths and entertainment industry. My name is Ben Murray Bruce and i just want to make common nonsense pic.twitter.com/do2J9xEHVT

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

SHEHU SANI: The failure of the lion king to have ordered the hyenas and jackals to seat up is the reason the kingdom is experiencing invasion by aliens now. Once the Lion king return from hunting and roar with insecticides instead of deodorant,other animals will took to hiding pic.twitter.com/LqS9bzjB0f

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

DINO: The tremor wanted 2 inject me or probably kidnap me but as spider man that i am,I took to run & spend 11 hours on top of a tree,so the tremor couldn’t see me.I Dino will not be cowed because talk or you no talk you must die. Home my home my home,I will never forget my home pic.twitter.com/HfvMxBhK0D

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

SEGA :The mesmerisation of that earth tremor is a warning of the philistine clandestine and cacophony of irredential,oligarchy and excruciating factorial ism of the people in corridors of power.

Ps: Check the meaning of those grammar because me myself don’t know😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/j8M7RAduDH

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

DR JOE: The gods must be angry with we mortals over the failure of both past/present govt as regards to politics,governance and general wellbeing. I know Wailers/hailers will come for me over this thought but as the Ezemuo one of the land,i will just OK them. pic.twitter.com/API1cla51i

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

DEJI: The opposition must unite to send Buhari back to Daura in 2019 as a result of this tremor,Buhari has destroyed everything. he is only good at cutting ribbons over project that was fully paid for by GEJ.We are going to protest tomorrow because our mumu don do. pic.twitter.com/IniNKEnJ14

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

TOLU: This is the year of infrastructure and so i am going to take you on a journey on how far the govt has done with the project of Earth-tremor from Abuja to Maiduguri,i will be showing both pictures and videos. We are going to start from Asorock and pads through lafia… pic.twitter.com/IVg9v9AKUb

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

HENRYSHIELD: I am going to write a petition to daddy G.O to remove Osibanjo as a pastor over his failure to have stop the tremor from happening,it seems he no longer prays and fast well enough.he should be speaking for Christians because the tremor is targeting the Christians pic.twitter.com/7Em9XfICFI

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

RENO: The FG is responsible for the tremor simply because they know PDP is taking over next year,so they want to cause havoc and wrecks with everything. The Buhari led govt is the one supporting the earth to tremor.
I challenge the govt to arrest anyone involved in the tremor pic.twitter.com/pz2Wd1RddB

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

AKAEBUBE: Tremor 1:0 Nigeria

The way the tremor mesmerise our defence is like Sarri-ball tiki-taka and the shot of the goal cause vibrations in the field.#MyID is the one that can also cause such shake in 2019 pic.twitter.com/3GsG8e6Jw0

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

FFK: The Buhari led govt is like the biblical Pharaoh’s who glow when the children of Israel are in pain,the blood sacking demon want 2 feed on Nigerians blood via tremor. But just as God disgraced Pharaoh,he is going to disgrace Buhari out of power & make him become ICHABOD pic.twitter.com/KyL4BWJLnJ

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

NIGERIANS : All We’re saying/demanding

KEEP US MORE SAFE. pic.twitter.com/uHW83LtbDh

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

END OF MISSIONARY JOURNEY

— MuM @ 50 (@Ehix07) September 8, 2018

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